I fucking hate my toaster!!

I loathe it!!

I want a new one but it’s not that old so I just can not justify it…

My friend, Annie, has a lovely purple one.

I WANT IT!!

I hate mine, silver ugly, grubby, crumb inducing toaster!

I know, you think…WHAT THE FUCK???

Here it is, Instrument of hell!!

Here it is, Instrument of hell!!

I hate crumbs and I hate dirty grubby looking appliances.

I remember getting it, thinking “oohh lovely shiny silver toaster….lovely”

Well let me tell you, it is NOT like that.

Bastards to keep clean, and can you imagine a silver fridge???

I almost got that too!!

I really would be mental then…not just depressed!!

run run

But the thing that drives me the most mental, is the crumbs, I can’t get them out…

I really hate crumbs or grubby bits on the floor, truly, it drives me insane!!

I can not sit down, eat or anything if there is ANYTHING on the kitchen floor!

Err apart from the mat.

Cat hairs seem to be ok, as they are transparent!!

AND AND AND the toaster flings the toast onto the floor.

I can actually live with toast that has been dropped on the cat/dog licked, gobbered floor BUT it then leaves crumbs on the floor…

Now that is RAGE inducing!!

It is like RUN REAL FAST!!

yes....CRUMBS!!

yes….CRUMBS!!

You may ask how I am still sane what with 3 boys, 4 cats, one dog, birds, fish and Hubby..

All are crumb and dirt inducing!!

It used to be ANYTHING on all floors but over the years I have learnt to modify this in order to keep my sanity.

Plus I just run more…

Why I can even traipse grass through the house and NOT get out the cleaner straight away now!!

So long as it’s not crumbs!!

swearing

Today, I did an epic trail run with Puddy….

Not as good as Taupo but beggars and all that….

Cross country…wooo….

We did 20 minutes running there, 30 minutes cross-country, 20 minutes running to shops from there…

Then 1 hour walk home…

THUS VERY TIRED PUDDY !!

Can I say dog tired???

I have to say all this extra walking with Puddy has made me sleep well….

She runs with me for an hour in the AM  (This is my run)  then I walk her 45-60 mins again later in the day .

Plus as her pace varies when we run its been great for me, so its sprints (shoulder and arm dislocated), trots, canters and runs:)

dog tired...

dog tired…

SEPTEMBER totals!!

Running……215KMS

Plyometrics/weights – 45 mins x 4

Yoga …

RUN TONTO RUN!!

MAD DOG AND BOY!

MAD DOG AND BOY!

4 thoughts on “I fucking hate my toaster!!

    • She is quite particular in the food department…I seem to get animals like that.
      Mr Puss Puss is rather particular…and minni cat likes to be fed in a certain place else she won’t eat it….
      Puddy is partial to eggs on toast and bacon but doesn’t like her dog meat….so not sure how crumbs would go down:)

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